[Man50D]

lol, you've not been paying very close attention to Fred lately?

I've been paying close enough attention to know he hasn't declared his candidacy.

[Oztrich Boy]

I've been paying close enough attention to know he hasn't declared his candidacy.

When people need him, a hero appears

"Fred Dalton Thompson is running for President"

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