[DuncanWaring]

When she finally I can honestly say "Oh I've had that one for a WHILE!"

My wife asked me "Why do you need so many rifles?". I asked her "Why do you need so many shoes?"

I actually got away with that one.

[Ancesthntr]

My wife asked me "Why do you need so many rifles?". I asked her "Why do you need so many shoes?"

I actually got away with that one.

For when you're not able to get away with it, have this one up your sleeve: "Yeah, I know that guns cost more than shoes. But do your shoes go up in value? When's the last time you saw me giving my rifles to the Salvation Army or trashing them?

We gots to help each other.