[Max in Utah]

Ugghhh... Me seeum tea colored water... Got um cup?

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, you look terrible! What's the matter?"
Tonto: "Ugh, Kemo Sabe, me drink 500 cups of tea last night!"
Lone Ranger: "That's a lot of tea! What happened?"
Tonto: "Me almost drown in tea pee!"

[SierraWasp]

The Lone Ranger... Not knowing Tonto was disguised as a pool table... wracked his balls!!!

[xp38]

Well if there is someone who knows about tea pee it’s Al Gore!