[SwankyC]

the town also boasts a wise-cracking mother and daughter and romantic entanglements with the owner of the local cafe...

hmmm, now why does that sound an awful lot like some crappy show my wife watches..

[massgopguy]

This kinda sounds very illegal.

[durasell]

The long suppressed final episode of the show has the entire town turning against the two and beating them to bloody pulps in the town square with ball peen hammers and axe handles.