[Ditter]

The drought is not the fault of global warming. The fault lies with Texas. Texas has stolen all NC’s rain. Bush and Rove are from Texas and when the storm systems pass over Texas they are extracting all the moisture here. I have developed webbed toes from all the rain and my dogs have started to quack. so, as usual, it’s Bush’s fault.

[Mrs.Z]

“The drought is not the fault of global warming. The fault lies with Texas.”

Good one.

Now please tell them to turn it off. I’m a native Texan and not accustomed to getting wet in the summer.