[Dick Bachert]

Here's one now!

Hey, all you incredibly dumb and uninformed Americans, I’m Lindsey Graham. I’m a really, really, REALLY smart lawyer from South Carolina.

Because I am from South Carolina, some of you uninformed BIGOTS might call me a “cracker.”

Actually, that suits me just fine because that would make me a Graham Cracker. So if you don’t like my position on immigration (often bent over Ted Kennedy’s desk), you can

BITE ME!

[TaxxMann]

What would it take to get TERM LIMITS in the Senate?

That would help.

[Obie Wan]

Ha,ha, tell me, doesn’t Graham look like the guy who “ratted” on you in high school for cutting a class? Why is it these little weasels actually look like little weasels? Or in the immortal words of GW BUSH, hee,hee,hee !!!