Nope- become Doctors of Education--- and DEMAND to be addressed as Doctor in my experience...
As others have pointed out, your comments may be "cute"; however, they do not express reality.
My son just graduated with a B.S. degree in Parks and Recreation. He wants to work with kids. He coaches and is one of the most caring individuals I've ever known. Anyone who disses a man of my son's caliber is missing out on one of the best coaches their child could ever hope to know.