“I used to think tarring and feathering was an antiquated, silly, anachronistic practice. Virtually every day now, I grow more and more to see how practical a gesture it really was, and how much we’ve lost since we abandoned its practice.”
Not to mention more serious measures, such as public horse-whipping and, er, ‘piking’.
I would settle for an atomic wedgie and a tsunamic swirlie....at least for starters....On the other hand, Lott and Graham probably got a lot of those in high school so they may well be quite used to them....hmmmmmmm