[betty boop]

If you've ever experienced a gaggle of honking geese, that is the most apropos image of the WH Press Corps I've ever contemplated ... and David Gregory is that confused gender goose/gander which is constantly pecking at you as the gaggle honks and waddles on by.

You have a most visual imagination, M! And I can just picture what you wrote!

Then again, I tend to think of honking donkeys, not geese.... Every barnyard's got at least one, dontcha know.

[MHGinTN]

Ah, when the gaggle is no longer in the presence of normal humans, the members are transmogrified (as in a magical transformation a la Calvin and Hobbs) into donkey herd, and when two or more donkeys gather, they are constantly nipping at each other. But just let a normal human appear to approach the teeth bared nipping donkeys and they transmogrify back to geese in a wave of startling dissonance.

You may have witnessed Andrea Mitchell when in the company of Tim Rusbucket —she’s all donkey, but just let her sit with Bill O’Reilly and she transforms into a honking goose trying to snap at anything offered. Same for Whorealdo, in the company of fellow leftist lieberal scum --he's a teeth bared donkey braying about nothing, but let Michelle Malkin appear and Gerry Rivers transmogrifies into a honking goose with beak flailing out at her as he waddles his limited intellect about flapping his too little wings.