Hell for 1 vote Red Sox box seats for the next Yankees series will do the trick.
You may be right about that; they're getting cheaper to buy off these days. Reminds me of the old punch line about the Man about Town who propositions a Lady of the Evening. She accepts his advances, upon which he offers her only one dollar for her services. When she protests: "What kind of a girl do you think I am!?" he replies: "We've already established what you are, Miss; now were simply haggling over the price".