It breaks my heart when I see an otherwise attractive and sensible young woman getting these big ugly tattoos. Tattoos are forever, but this particular stupid fad has almost played itself out.
As my wonderful niece said to her less-wonderful cousin as he was showing off his arm-band tattoo, “How radical and non-conformist... in an entirely predictable and conformist kind of way”
Oh man I bet that fried him. Like Dennis Miller said “Remember when only bad asses had tattoos? Now some young kid will have to look into his grandmother heaving bosoms with a couple of dolphins playing in front of the sunset.”
PRICELESS!
What was the cousin's response?