Did you read the article?
No. You’re the only one who read the article. Everyone else is illiterate. We only signed up at FR to be close to you, because you’re such a genius. Until our children read us your words of wisdom, we used to select doctors carefully, and actually seek medical attention when we needed it. Now, thanks to you, we know better. We will do our best to avoid medical care, even when we think we need it. If, due to circumstances beyond our control, we must be in the presence of a medical professional, we will make sure it’s someone we know nothing about, because strangers are less likely to harm us. We’ll make double sure the stranger is a woman, because all male medical professionals are sexual predators.
Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge and intellect with us mere mortals.