[Savage Beast]

You may be excused, but why is your stomach in knots? And are the knots easily untied, wet or dry, and with one hand, even unseen as when under water?

[battlegearboat]

"...but why is your stomach in knots?..."

It's because me mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune.

I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep.

Seaweed and barnacles is me clothes.

The hair on me head is hemp, every tooth in me head is a marlinspike (which I use to untie knots), every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar.

That's why matey!

I'm hard I am I is I arggggh!