[AppyPappy]

Well, I make my own dirt. Then I make my own chickens from it. I made the diamond for my wife’s ring by squeezing coal with my bare hands.

Damn kids are spoiled today.

[dfwgator]

Well, I make my own dirt. Then I make my own chickens from it. I made the diamond for my wife’s ring by squeezing coal with my bare hands. Damn kids are spoiled today.

Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!