Cause it can’t result in a baby. Even if you have a brood of kids already, you aren’t allowed to waste one sperm.
At least, that is the rationale some Bible thumpers use.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody’s.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O’er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that’s spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Excuse me?? I am one of those “Bible thumpers” you are dismissing and I consider myself logical and thoughtful.