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<p> If I'm Elected President (Can Chuck Norris Beat Fred Thompson? Satire Alert)
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| 06/11/2007
| Chuck Norris
Posted on 06/10/2007 10:54:01 PM PDT by goldstategop
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OK... Chuck Norris won't be beating Fred Thompson anytime soon. But if he did, I imagine that would a great campaign platform! Hehehehe!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
To: goldstategop
What's wrong with our nation, and why don't we nominate an honestly conservative candidate?
Less than four hours after they were posted,...
The Sopranos final episode - Did anyone understand that ending?(Vanity)
Posted by RDTF
On 06/10/2007 7:08:12 PM PDT · 113 replies · 5,765+ views
Sopranos - Worst ending to a Series Ever!!!!
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On 06/10/2007 7:05:31 PM PDT · 301 replies · 9,291+ views
If you don't watch television and have understanding of the significance of that, you now know.
BTW, that's a great and funny piece by Chuck, although he didn't mention Thompson. ...agreed that Newt might be pretty good, if he wouldn't chicken-out on any issues.
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posted on
06/10/2007 11:03:22 PM PDT
by
familyop
(Duncan Hunter for President!)
To: goldstategop
Chuck doesn’t get elected; he takes command.
To: familyop
He didn't mention Fred but I kind of fantasize about a President who is Team America. It would be cool if he would roundhouse kick down half the planet in the process!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
06/10/2007 11:07:17 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: goldstategop
To: goldstategop
He can kick a few of those Congresspeople too atleast they get the notion out of their head the public is for illegal immigration.
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posted on
06/10/2007 11:13:06 PM PDT
by
freekitty
To: stainlessbanner
Before he goes to sleep, the Boogy Man checks his closet and under his bed just to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there.
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posted on
06/11/2007 12:13:21 AM PDT
by
SaltyJoe
("Social Justice" for the Unborn Child)
To: goldstategop
Chuck Norris doesn`t walk. He just moves his legs and the earth revolves under him.
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:46:59 AM PDT
by
Screamname
(On this date in history; Al Gore invents the Algorithm)
To: goldstategop
Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of Cuck Norris
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posted on
06/11/2007 3:36:41 AM PDT
by
DM1
To: goldstategop
Once again, Chuck proves he is cooler than we are.
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posted on
06/11/2007 4:52:44 AM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: Eaker; humblegunner; antivenom; eastforker; Humidston; RikaStrom; stevie_d_64; Xenalyte; ...
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posted on
06/11/2007 4:59:38 AM PDT
by
TheMom
(Dix, TexasCowboy and Flyer all now live in the next best place to Texas . . . Heaven!)
To: TheMom
Made muh day...Thanks theMom!
I’m getting closer to naming muh new rifle...That Marlin 1895 (45/70 Govt.)
Its either going to be “Puddin’”
or
“Walker, Texas Ranger”
It’ll be etched, burned into the stock...
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posted on
06/11/2007 5:22:47 AM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
To: DM1
Chuck Norris is a gentleman. He has a nightlight. Dark’s afraid of him.
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posted on
06/11/2007 6:29:33 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Duncan Hunter 08--You want to elect a conservative? Then support a conservative!)
To: Screamname
why isn't their life on Mars?
Chuch Norris killed everyone
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Why does Batman wear a cape?
Chuck Norris makes him wear one.
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posted on
06/11/2007 7:54:42 AM PDT
by
ma bell
(bollocks...)
To: goldstategop
Replace Letterman, Leno or Conan once monthly, since stand-up comedy is what most governmental officials do anyway. He has my vote if he can just get rid of Leno.
To: TheMom
To: familyop
I’m sorry, I watch television.
Will you ever forgive me?
To: goldstategop
To: goldstategop
Thompson/Norris 2008
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posted on
06/11/2007 8:19:40 AM PDT
by
BubbaBasher
(WWW.IMWITHFRED.COM)
To: stainlessbanner
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hehehe, I love the take command thing, I really do!
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posted on
06/11/2007 8:34:13 AM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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