Those heaters attract filthy disease ridden smokers much like trash attracts rats. LOL
Don't worry, they will soon be illegal throughout the UK and Europe, and the USA will be next for the EnviroJihadists.
Friends of the Earth director Tony Juniper said: "Patio heaters waste energy and inflict unnecessary damage on the environment.
"Ministers must do more to get their climate strategy back on track. It's time to ban the sale of these metal monstrosities."
Isn't there an old saying about something being bliss?
Oppenheimer, Einstein, Churchill, Feinman, FDR... yup.
Not only filthy disease ridden, but dumb as rocks.
Back to your trailer, sonny...