Yeah, and “the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe” are occult teachings too!
No direct references to God anywhere! And talking animals?! Blasphemy!
And then there’s “Hid dark effects- Northern Lights (aka Golden Compass)” Such devildom!
Lets not forget “The Book of Three”, adapted from oral traditions (Lloyd Alexander, that draconic pagan!)
Beowulf! Why read such a thing? It’s obviously an affront to God (while giving credit to God at certain points....)
Let’s banish Bruce Coville’s works as well. They only suggest super-natural beings, with no redeeming qualities!
Berenstein Bears! Oh, the humanity! More talking animals?!
Shel Silverstein is nothing but nonsensical poems based on irrationaly implausible ideas! Vile.
Wizard of Oz is another example of demonic paganism run rampant and seeping into our popular culture, corrupting our very lives.
And let’s not forget giving souls to inanimate objects- Velveteen Rabbit, Edward Toulaine, Indian in the Cuboard...
And lets not forget the kid wanting to eat his mom in “Where the Wild Things Are”!
As a matter of fact, aren’t the pictures on book covers an “engraven image?” They fly in the face of the Ten Commandments! Burn them all! Burn all the books but the Holy Bible! (unless it has toons inside to help kids understand events. These should be burned as well.)
</slam sarcasm off>
I saw LOTR was already addressed, so it got left out.
Are you completely sure that’s sarcasm?