[BurbankKarl]

Paris (A letter from LA County Jail)

“As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake,” Hilton said Saturday. “I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.”

“I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials,” Hilton said in the Saturday statement.

“I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

[jmyrlefuller]

“I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Hey, what do you know? It just may be starting to work! Give her a few more weeks and she may be a normal person when she comes out of this.

[lainie]

allriiiiiiighty. She's under medical care with no fluid intake for 3 days, and on psychotropic meds, and they think they can quote her Caring About the Troops & we'll all just buy it.

Well, those folks with the signs in #30 might buy it.

[Calvin Locke]

Ah, the grammatical wonders of a G.E.D.

It flows like it was written in the 19th century.