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To: corlorde
A few days behind bars should do it.

I like creative sentencing by judges who make the punishment fit the person and the crime. With that in mind I think the following sentence may have been appropriate for her:

30 days in a "Motel 6" type of hotel (second floor walk up) with the following amenities:

Standard cotton sheets
B&W TV w/o remote
Pay phone at the bottom of the stairs
Hot plate for her to cook her own food
Small refrigerator
Exercise yard -- Hotel pool
No room service
Air conditioning -- wall mounted in Bathroom
Laundry -- Machine on first floor $1.00 per wash, $0.50 to dry
Dishwasher -- Drain plug provided for bathroom sink

Other ammenities to make the stay memorable:

--awakenings at night from the head board beat of the fat couple next door during a drunken romantic interlude
-- Those warm evenings on the porch as the smell of Lucky Stikes wafts into your room from the Tatoo'd ex con living below you.

-- Sanjay at the front desk trying to hide the Porno magazine he reads each evening For all of this the family would pay for the hotel and appropriate charges for supervision.

84 posted on 06/09/2007 10:37:03 AM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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To: Michael.SF.

LOL


96 posted on 06/09/2007 10:44:18 AM PDT by corlorde (New Hampshire)
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