Johnnie, a voice of sanity crying in the wilderness.
This unrestrained glee over this girl’s incarceration is beginning to be embarrassing.
We’re supposed to be conservatives. We don’t hate the rich, we just want to join them.
We dont hate the rich, we just want to join them. While the idea of going to women's jail is not entirely unattractive, I'm going to have to take a pass on that and stick with fantasizing about sneaking into a convent populated by horny nuns, a la' Sir Galahad in Monty Python's The Holy Grail. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! All right. Giggity-giggity-goo. Etc. |
The problem we have with her has nothing to do with her wealth and everything to do with her attitude of being above the law. I admire people like Bill Gates, but Paris Hilton I consider a cancer.
we just want to join them.”
Maybe you do, but I’m not perverted enough.