[Publius6961]

I smell BS. Paris doesn’t have a “panic button”. Do you really think those inmates would risk losing their good behavior points over this circus?

OK genius.
What's your theory about the seething unrest?

Other than no one wants to be there, of course.
Or perhaps the whole story is a fabrication?

[TheSpottedOwl]

This story is from a British tabloid. I haven’t heard a legitimate story about any “seething unrest” in the women’s county lock up.

County, not state prison. There is a big difference, genius.

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

If something were to happen to Paris Hilton in the jail, the lawsuit against the state would be enormous.

I am certain the governator has his fingers in this. The state corrections code does have specific guidelines for the incarceration of famous and notorious convicts.

[Yankee]

OK genius. What's your theory about the seething unrest?

Burritos for supper.

That usually does it for me.