i think you have got it there!
soon we will have paris studies in all major universities. i’m not sure if these will be in philosophy departments or social sciences—the details will have to be worked out.
one will be able to earn a D.PS. (or maybe Ps.D.)—doctor of paris studies degree.
then one could go on talk shows and news shows and make profound and esoteric remarks, interspersed by thoughtful puffs on a pipe.
once again, America will be respected around the world!