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List?

I'd love to make a list. But then, I'd have to be more motivated than Fred is to actually join the field of GOP candidates. Of course, that isn't hard to do, because Fred Thompson won't even get out of his chair.

I COULD make a list, but I think that might be a violation of McCain-Feingold. Fred Thompson voted for that, you know.

What's a list? Is that anything like the questionnaire that Fred filled out in 1994 where he checked the box that he was pro choice?

Would it be an empty list, like the list of Fred Thompson's accomplishments in the senate?

How about we ask John Glenn to make a list of the number of times he steamrolled Fred Thompson during those Chinagate hearings?

Or we could make a list of all the illegal aliens that Fred Thompson gave amnesty to. List? You mean like the laundry list of women that Fred dated while he was running around Washington like a sex-starved Foghorn Leghorn??

Fred could make the list for me if he wasn't married to an 18 year old trophy wife.

I tried to get Fred to write a list, but after about two minutes, he forgot what he was doing and started nodding off in his chair.

If only I had the fire in the belly necessary to make such a list...

--I'm JCEccles and I approved this message