Adoption Group: Cat Invasion Due to Global Warming

LiveScience ^ | 6/6/07 | Andrea Thompson

[ricks_place]

Please buy your kitty airconditioning! When ya think it can't get any stranger.

[neodad]

Must be how I wound up with 5 kids.

[dighton]

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[CounterCounterCulture]

Global warming caused my hangnail! Global warming cause my sewer to back up! Global warming caused Paris Hilton to get out of jail early.

We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

[justt bloomin]

Humans are generally cold-weather breeders, so why are we not concerned with all the aborted children?

[CounterCounterCulture]

I can’t believe you beat me to that line. :-o

That’s global warming’s fault too!

[reg45]

More bricks and burlap sacks are needed to fight this problem.

[smokinleroy]

Chinese food shortage: SOLVED!

[dighton]

For any Bad Thing whatsoever, flip a coin to blame

(heads) global warming

or

(tails) the Jews.

[HangnJudge]

When one develops a Belief System
you then proceed to attribute all available
data to the actions of that system.

The Global Warming idiots are like this
The process is indistinguishable from the
consequences of any belief system, held in
contradistinction from Reason

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[DBrow]

Cats swarm into shelters and adoption agencies every June.

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[Gorzaloon]

I never had visted this site before.

Since half the lead stories are Climate Change pimping, I never will again, and have placed it in my hosts file in case I inadvertantly follow the wrong link.

I _LIKE_ Science. I do not want to aid its hijacking and prostitution in any way.

[DBrow]

“Studies have shown that global warming is altering the breeding seasons of other animals”

Look up the Milankovitch Cycle theory of climate change. It accounts for Earth’s past climate changes, so it probably is a pretty good predictor of future change. Basically, Earth’s orbit has three cyclic changes, orbital precession, precession of the equinoxes, and one I forgot.

Part of the cycles is precession of the seasons, which would account for warmer dryer Octobers and wetter colder Mays.

Could account for shifts in breeding patterns too.

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[samtheman]

The crapola on this subject is running thicker and thicker by the day.

[Old Professer]

Are these cats just walking in and plopping down?

[InvisibleChurch]

Well, I suppose if their job is to be a cat adoption agency then they ought to be happy that there are more cats to keep them in business.

[dfwgator]

Next thing you know, it will be dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria....