Jerry Seinfeld suggested that people be allowed to use rope swings to move in and out of the bathroom, so you can swing in, pee, and swing out without touching anything. Leave it to a germaphobe.
Clare: What’s wrong with the belt?< /seinfeld >Jerry: I went to the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled a little wobbly and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal. So…(throws away belt) that’s it!
Clare: So, you’re insane?
Jerry: Oh yes, quite.
I wonder how Seinfeld would suggest we hold the rope.