You don't give our terrorist-sympathizing liberals enough credit!
First they will take our tax dollars to build swimming pools in the terrorist neighborhoods, and then use even more of our tax dollars to give the terrorists swimming lessons.
Only after we have paid for all that will they get around to using our tax dollars to buy them the life jackets.
But I almost forgot the health care dollars that will have to be taxed and spent so that the terrorists can make it from the pool to the battlefield.
What, did you think all that stuff just pays for itself? /s
*bangs hand on head* What was I thinking! ;-)