Turkey bacon is tastier, less fatty and very yummy when it’s made by Willie Bird! The other stuff is crap!
Sounds like the name of the local drug pusher in the bleakest black ghetto neighborhoods of Chi-town.
"YO Willie B, wazzup blood, whatcha got for me today? Say what? Turkey what? You Turkey!"
Hey if Willie B ever comes to Idaho, I'll be sure to check him out.