Ha! Ha! Infidel, I think I stole err,'borrowed' it from you, sorry Sister J.M.
You're right it applies to everything everyday, and of course at our age it applies even more, tee hee! BTW you wanna explain yours?
Mine is rather simple.......my house is guarded with a shotgun three days a week, GUESS which days I’ve got the shotgun out..............go ahead pilgrim, GUESS!!! Take your chanes, is it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesay, Thursday maybe, Friday, Saturday, Sunday???? go ahead, guess which three days, take your chance and come on my property, go ahead, MAKE MY DAY!