Oh jeez, how stoo-pid™, Romney Satan?
Everyone knows Rudy is the Antichrist.
Big Three ~ Satan, AntiChrist, The Beast ~ Romney can't be all three! Rudy probably thinks one of his ex-wives was one, but who can possibly know.
Closest anyone can tell, Fur Shur, is the Hildabeast definitely has one of those spots tied down for eternity.