Grow lights?
I can peek in their basement at night. No plants growing and no kids that I can see.
The other day, the neighbor who lives on the other side of them was putting a sandstone walk from the back of his house to his deck. He put a three foot jog in it to avoid a tree. One of these bozos came out on his backporch and said, “That looks stupid!” My neighbor said, “Come stand by it and make it look smarter.” The dufus just went inside.