I’m upset that I can’t get a cheeseburger everywhere I want one. Someone get me a lawyer.
Playboy sued for not having a naked male centerfold.
Burger King sued for not serving Big Macs.
Home Depot sued for not carrying fresh vegetables.
The DNC sued for not supporting Fred Thompson For President.
Planned Parenthood sued for not supporting abortion bans.
CNN sued for not linking with NAMBLA website.
This could open an interesting line of "new rights" against the Left too.
LOL.