I. I am the Lord thy Gore. Thou shalt have no other Gores before me.
II. Thou shalt have no other science before Global Warming
III. Thou shalt remember the name of my movie and keep it holy.
IV. Thou shalt keep holy the 22nd of April - Earth Day
V. Thou shalt honor thy Mother Earth
V. Thou shalt not murder (unless of course it is an unborn baby).
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless of course thy name is Clinton).
VII. Thou shalt not steal (unless of course thy name is Sandy Berger).
VIII. Thou shalt not steal (unless of course thy name is Sandy Berger).
IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife (see No. VI above)
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s PRIUS or solar panels.