There are probably over a million felonious murderous gang bangers. We cannot round up and deport them. So this bill has a comprehensive solution. The problem with gang bangers is their illegal activity. This bill overnight makes them legal, solving the gang banger problem once and for all.
/sarc BUMP!
As McCain would say, 1 million gang bangers are just chickensh@#$ that only hateful xenophobes worry about.
Winner of the Best Sarcastic Post of the night.