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To: de meanr
So they fired all 65 of the phone staffers? Better have Bela Pelosi investigate Bush. This is worse than firing U.S. attorneys.

I think I should try out for one of these jobs:

Me: "Hello, sir, I'm from the RNC and I'm hoping you will contribute money today to help us pass this immigration bill.
Victim: "But I hate that bill. It's pure amnesty. And I hate my Republican senators for being traitors.
Me: "But we can pass this. It would be wonderful. And it's not an amnesty."
Victim: "It is too. Just drop dead, all of you traitors."
Me: "I'm so glad you agree with us on the not-an-amnesty bill. Can I write you down for $100 today, sir?"
Victim: "I pray daily for the death of all those who are voting for this zamnesty."
Me: "Sir, perhaps you could support us with $50 today."
Victim: "I'd pay $50 to see an angry mob beat the crap out those worthless Senate RINOs."
Me: "Will that be check or credit card, sir?"
Victim: <click>
Oh, yeah, I'm in for that sweet phone bank work.
105 posted on 05/31/2007 3:15:14 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: George W. Bush

Hilarious, GWB!


139 posted on 05/31/2007 3:24:04 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Thanks congress and President Bush, I'm feeling very non-multi-culti today!)
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To: George W. Bush

ROTF!


147 posted on 05/31/2007 3:25:36 PM PDT by de meanr (Hunter / Thompson 08 - Fear and Loathing in DC)
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To: George W. Bush

Ah hah!...You’ve worked phone scripts before.


233 posted on 05/31/2007 3:57:40 PM PDT by Covenantor (Amnesty, it's all over but the lying.)
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To: George W. Bush

Rotflol!

Sign me up for another hundred


242 posted on 05/31/2007 4:00:00 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: George W. Bush

Truly a job Americans won’t do; at least not for long! :~)


397 posted on 05/31/2007 5:37:25 PM PDT by landerwy (Democrats are responsible for the 50% gas price spike since the election!)
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