Me: "Hello, sir, I'm from the RNC and I'm hoping you will contribute money today to help us pass this immigration bill.Oh, yeah, I'm in for that sweet phone bank work.
Victim: "But I hate that bill. It's pure amnesty. And I hate my Republican senators for being traitors.
Me: "But we can pass this. It would be wonderful. And it's not an amnesty."
Victim: "It is too. Just drop dead, all of you traitors."
Me: "I'm so glad you agree with us on the not-an-amnesty bill. Can I write you down for $100 today, sir?"
Victim: "I pray daily for the death of all those who are voting for this zamnesty."
Me: "Sir, perhaps you could support us with $50 today."
Victim: "I'd pay $50 to see an angry mob beat the crap out those worthless Senate RINOs."
Me: "Will that be check or credit card, sir?"
Victim: <click>
Hilarious, GWB!
ROTF!
Ah hah!...You’ve worked phone scripts before.
Rotflol!
Sign me up for another hundred
Truly a job Americans won’t do; at least not for long! :~)