Hey, good post - Thank you for writing the
Democrat party, and not the
Democratic party.
As far as J. Carville ...
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stick to making ice cream, guy
This morning I sent the following hilarious piece to all my email friends. (With thanks to a clever Freeper who wrote it about 1000 postings ago.)
RNC: "Hello, sir, I'm from the Republican National Committee and I'm hoping you will contribute money today to help us pass the immigration bill.
Victim: "But I hate that bill. It's pure amnesty. And I hate my Republican senators for being traitors.
RNC: "Oh, no sir, it's not an amnesty."
Victim: "It is too. Just drop dead, all of you idiots."
RNC: "I'm so glad you agree with us on the not-an-amnesty bill. Can I write you down for $100 today, sir?"
Victim: "Why should I pay to have you people ruin the country?"
RNC: "Sir, perhaps you could support us with $50 today."
Victim: "I'd pay $50 to see an angry mob beat the crap out of those worthless bums in the Senate."
RNC: Well, how about $25, sir?
Victim: Look, they cant fool me this time. This bill is just a big payback to the big agricultural corporations for their campaign contributions.
RNC: Could you posibly donate $10 today, sir?
Victim: Call me when you get the fence built.
RNC: "Will that be check or credit card, sir?"
Victim: Can I go throw up now?
(click)