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To: Constitutional Patriot
Hey, good post - Thank you for writing the Democrat party, and not the Democratic party.

As far as J. Carville ...

stick to making ice cream, guy

1,031 posted on 06/02/2007 5:12:05 AM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: bill1952
This morning I sent the following hilarious piece to all my email friends. (With thanks to a clever Freeper who wrote it about 1000 postings ago.)

RNC: "Hello, sir, I'm from the Republican National Committee and I'm hoping you will contribute money today to help us pass the immigration bill.”
Victim: "But I hate that bill. It's pure amnesty. And I hate my Republican senators for being traitors.”
RNC: "Oh, no sir, it's not an amnesty."
Victim: "It is too. Just drop dead, all of you idiots."
RNC: "I'm so glad you agree with us on the not-an-amnesty bill. Can I write you down for $100 today, sir?"
Victim: "Why should I pay to have you people ruin the country?"
RNC: "Sir, perhaps you could support us with $50 today."
Victim: "I'd pay $50 to see an angry mob beat the crap out of those worthless bums in the Senate."
RNC: “Well, how about $25, sir?”
Victim: “Look, they can’t fool me this time. This bill is just a big payback to the big agricultural corporations for their campaign contributions.”
RNC: “Could you posibly donate $10 today, sir?”
Victim: “Call me when you get the fence built.”
RNC: "Will that be check or credit card, sir?"
Victim: “Can I go throw up now?”
(click)
1,032 posted on 06/02/2007 5:58:27 AM PDT by Liberty Wins (Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors.)
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