And the byproducts combine to form deadly dihydrous monoxide, known to cause millions of dollars worth of damage every year and to claim thousands of lives.
You know why the roads have potholes? Because roads are made from asphault, which is oil. At night I go out and pick out a nice disk of road, take it home and burn in in my woodstove. Real nice heat once you get it going.
And now you know.