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To: GOP_Lady

If I had a dollar for every 300 pound woman who waved their sausage like fingers in front of their face and gave me a dirty look while I was smoking in the bar next to them, and then diving face first back into their plate of nachos and refried beans...I would be a billionaire.


10 posted on 05/29/2007 3:28:05 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

You definitely got that right, bud. :-)


13 posted on 05/29/2007 3:34:14 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Eric Blair 2084
If I had a dollar for every 300 pound woman who waved their sausage like fingers in front of their face and gave me a dirty look while I was smoking in the bar next to them

Agree. I was nearly punched by a morbidly obese man while smoking outside once.
16 posted on 05/29/2007 3:39:08 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: Eric Blair 2084

” If I had a dollar for every 300 pound woman who waved their sausage like fingers in front of their face and gave me a dirty look while I was smoking in the bar next to them, and then diving face first back into their plate of nachos and refried beans...I would be a billionaire.”

LOL !


18 posted on 05/29/2007 3:46:36 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: Eric Blair 2084

“If I had a dollar for every 300 pound woman who waved their sausage like fingers......”

LOL! Love that line. I am always amazed by how many HUGE people I see here who park in handicap spaces then push carts through Walmart piling them full of chips, soda, and other junk. I do not have a ounce of sympathy for the obese. You will never see a case where it is not self induced.


35 posted on 05/29/2007 4:59:55 PM PDT by Bogtrotter52 (Reading DU daily so you won't hafta)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
If I had a dollar for every 300 pound woman who waved their sausage like fingers in front of their face and gave me a dirty look while I was smoking in the bar next to them, and then diving face first back into their plate of nachos and refried beans...I would be a billionaire.

This happens to you too? I thought I was the Lone Ranger. Well, we warned them, and now it's their turn to be the goats.

40 posted on 05/29/2007 6:54:21 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus ("Eat yer groatcakes, Porgy!" "Heavy on the thirty weight, Mom!")
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