I am lactose intolerant. I can produce more methane than a herd of cows with just one bowl of their ice cream so maybe that should just close up shop and be carbon neutral...
Have you ever thought of having your co-generation power plant? Or, if you could get just the right kind of hybrid vehicle, along with a convenient way to capture the [ahem] gas, you could drive coast to coast, eating ice cream the whole way!
Gotta use the talents ya' got, ya know?