Imagine an Oval Office ceremony with Teddy Kennedy smiling over the president's shoulder as Bush signs into law a bill that gives asylum to 10 million or 12 million people now living in the country illegally. At that moment, even the most somnolent of the red-state rubes will awaken to the reality that George W. Bush is "a committed globalist." that George W. Bush is "a committed globalist, needs to be committed to an asylum." There, I fixed it.