I would encourage all domestic airline carriers to have an entire dozen or so sausages hanging from the exit doors in every compartment. Somehow I think this might solve alot of issues! Porky Pig could become the mascot for airlines as well~
I've been thinking that someone ought to market a line of porcine perfumes. Eau de bacon with maybe a flying pig logo. I bet it would be very popular at the airports. ;)
The airlines would be sued. However, there is nothing they could do if the majority of passengers all boarded carrying bags of pork rinds to eat as snacks.