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HILLARY CLINTON TRANSPORTATION: BROOMSTICK ONE You may not believe this. I don't know if I would believe it. On April 27, Hillary did a fundraiser in San Diego. At about 1:00 a.m., I heard a huge noise and a crash of some kind. I also heard a high-pitched and horribly scary voice screaming at some people to get the bleep away from her. She called one of them an FJB. I know I've heard that voice before on the news. It was a voice that can send shivers down your spine. My dogs, George and Kramer, went running out through the doggy door. They started yelping, came running back into the house, and lay down by my bed shivering. It was almost as if they were afraid and had seen something truly horrible. Something perhaps like Big Foot or an alien (from another planet, not an illegal alien - we see millions of those in S. California). The next morning, I went out to the backyard and there was the broom. George and Kramer would not get close to it. It had a certain stench to it, kind of like a stench you might expect from a black pantsuit that had not been laundered in awhile. Now look, I have no idea that this is really Hillary's BROOMSTICK ONE. I can make no guarantees because I didn't see it fall, and I didn't see her in the vicinity. But it is quite a coincidence that she was in Southern California convincing suckers to empty their wallets for her a few hours before this thing came down in my back yard. I am about two hours north of San Diego. I was able to get back to sleep fairly quickly and had a dream inspired by the commotion. I dreamed that I heard someone screeching "I'm melting, I'm melting." Oh, if only it were so. When the witch visited the troops in Iraq during Thanksgiving in 2003, it was common knowledge that those heroes risking their lives fighting the Islamofascists nicknamed the Sikorsky Blackhawk that shuttled her around -- "BROOMSTICK ONE." They really did.Here is your opportunity to own a piece of political memorabilia, a keepsake that will be coveted by your friends and co-workers. Wouldn't it be fun to take it to work or show it off at a party? If Hillary happened to be at a fundraiser near you, perhaps you could get her to autograph it. If it really had been used by her, maybe she would want to buy it back from you at a nice profit. If that would happen, here is my advice. Take her offer. You don't want to make that wretched, evil creature angry at you. Something might happen. In her words, you know what I'm talkin' about. By the way, for those who don't know, Hillary and Bill and a bunch of their corrupt pals will be under oath this year in the historic civil lawsuit in Los Angeles -- Paul v Clinton. You will learn about four false FEC reports, the hiding of $721,000 (as determined by the FEC), Hillary's false declaration to the court, a video that is a smoking gun to show her committing a felony, the greatest campaign finance fraud in history, and the Clinton's role in the collapse of Stan Lee Media. If no one buys the broom, that's fine. I will take it to the courtroom in Los Angeles. Maybe I can get Hillary to sign it for me. ...Doug from Upland
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I am interested to know if you also have a matching Nancy Pelosi Broomstick One? |
May-15-07 |
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I'm actually considering selling a Pelosi burqa or a skin stretching machine. |
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If I win this, can I desquise it as her personal LOVE toy and rig it for Full power when she attempts to use it. We all know Bill seeks greener pastu...more |
May-13-07 |
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If you win, it is yours to do with as you wish. Arkansas troopers whom I know told me that he had literally hundreds of affairs. Their job was to go...more |
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DFU: IF I WHEN THIS AUCTION, I REQUEST THAT PRINT UP YOUR AUCTION AND AUTOGRAPH IT FOR ME. I PLAN PLACE IT IN A SHOWCASE AND TO GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE LIBERALS...more |
May-13-07 |
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If you win, it will be my pleasure to help you stick it to a liberal. |
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There is a brown spot on the straw, any idea what it could be? |
May-12-07 |
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I don't know that I should even comment on that one. |
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Your story makes it sound like maybe someone else was put on it, and there was an "accident". Were any other bodies found in your neighborhood? dfwdd...more |
May-12-07 |
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That is an interesting theory. I didn't find any bodies. Hmmm, because of the work I'm doing on the documentary EXPOSING HILLARY, maybe it was an attempt...more |
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