CAPITAL Letters In E-mails Spark Probe

World Net Daily ^ | May 27, 2007 | WND

[jdm]

Just wait until he finds out how to use HTML.

[cripplecreek]

WTF!?!

[dighton]

All right, it’s considered SHOUTING and all, but do they REALLY NEED to call in the COPS?

[EternalVigilance]

WHAT!

[poinq]

Contracts are written with parts being capitalized to issuer that they are not lost in the fine print. I think some people only want small print.

By the way, there was a school that forbid its teachers from using red ink any more, since children felt victimized by the red.

[operation clinton cleanup]

Maybe the standards commission will order the removal of all “shift” and “Caps Lock” keys from government computers to avoid any misunderstanding in the future.... or order everyone to end a sentence with an emoticon!

[buccaneer81]

"I sometimes highlight words with color. Is that offensive?"

That's next.

[AnAmericanMother]

OH NO!!!!

I'M DOOMED!!!!!!

I use caps for emphasis ALL the time, 'cause I touch type and it's easier to hit the shift key than to stop and put in < b > or < i > or < font size=8 > . . . .

[af_vet_1981]

Reminds me why our founding fathers rebelled against the crown ...

[TheZMan]

ClEaRlY hE nEeDeD tO sImPlY sUrRoUnD hIs So-CaLlEd EmPhAsIs WoRdS wItH *sTaRs* SiNcE aPpArEnTlY uSiNg CaPiTaL lEtTeRs Is NoW oBvIoUsLy A cApItAl OfFeNsE.

Just use bold,

or highlighting

or *'s..... I *guess*.

[abishai]

It looks like something stand watie would post.

By the way, Free Dixie.

[Grammy]

8-P~~~~

[Political Junkie Too]

e.e. cummings is rolling in his grave

-pj

[jdm]

I used to get bombarded with criticisms like these on my report cards...

1. Terrible reading comprehension.
2. Doesn't listen in class.
3. Unprepared for tests.
4. Turns in homework only on Fridays.
5. Ties the shoelaces together of student in front of him.

And usually, whenever I got my homework and/or tests back, this scrawling was present (screaming red ink, of course):

COME SEE ME!

Man, it was so great to finally get out of that college! :O)

[saganite]

CAP’S ARE CONSIDERED HATE MAIL!!

Oh, sorry

[GoldCountryRedneck]

BUT MY DENTIST SAID I NEEDED CAPS!!!!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

C0uld y0u 1m4g1n3 1f h3 u$3d typ3d th1$?

[martin_fierro]

01010011 01000011 01001111 01010100 01001100 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000010 01010010 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100001

[PAR35]

< font size=8 >?