You might check with Al Gore to see if cooking on your carbonized grill might make you a perpetual source of monetized carbon credits.
Of course, I read that Al Bore does have “steak” in the issue.
His lisp might be cured by a good country, back to the basics, backyard BBQ.
Naw, he and...”Flipper” are above such mundane culinary pursuits.
The “silver spoon” whiner would not know a briquette from a charcoal lump.
Surprising,that he, being Al Bore, is a carbon lump.