He has done great things for America.
Having the forsight to give the Panama Canal to the deserving Panamanians was nothing short of a stroke of genius. Our friends, the Chinese, now have the opportunity of demonstrating their great skill in running such an installation as the PC. Jimmy is an appropriate nickname for such an illustrious leader of men. After all he has 'jimmied' everything he has attempted with his sweet wife Rozalind standing (inches above him)beside her man, the Oracle of Plains.
Jimmy is to America like Robert Byrd is to the Senate: an embarassment like none other.
His greatest achievement, besides being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize (for whatever reason should escape everyone) is that he builds houses for welfare receipients. He literally pounds nails into tar-paper shacks for these deserving underachieving losers.
He and Rozalind bravely left their Baptist Church because they saw the inherent evil there. The Baptists refused to accept abortion and, even more cruely, refused to accept homosexuals as pastors.
Jimmy will be long remembered after he passes on to whatever punishment is meted out to one such as himself. He will be remembered as a very ignorant cracker who brought much shame to Georgia both as governor and president.
Jimmy the cracker? Did Jimmy crack corn? Well, I don’t care.