The profane babbling of another mad Ivan. What would he know? It’s not like he’s an expert or anything. The AlGoricle is the only real expert. He said so and I believe him. You could see by the tilt of his head that he’d never lie.
I mean, how dense can people be? We already live in underground hive/havens under a mile thick sheet of ice ... oh, wait, sorry, that was the ‘70s...
I mean, how dense can people be? We’ve already had global wars over scarce water recourses and the outlands’ are filled with prowling madmen in home made dune buggies and motor cycles ... oh wait, that was the ‘80s...
I mean...ok, I’m confused. How is it we’re living now? Under water right? We’re all going to drown this time, right?
Where’s my copy of the Party Approved Rhetoric? I get so lost without the talking points page to reference. I remember it’s something about the polar bears...
Don't you know it's proper Freeper etiquette to ping a fellow Freeper when you mention them. ;)