"It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted — a bar with two delicate balls on either side."
I have yet to see a picture. Not that I particularly want to. Just what a Brit needs, something trashy flashy to draw attention to their teeth...
"She describes Dennis as a “very philosophical, deep thinking person” rather than a new age type, but he is a vegan..."
Proof positive that veganism will stunt your growth.