Don't tell Breck Girl! He'll be poisoning RuPaul's apples and stuff so that the mirror, mirror on the wall will give the proper response to that incessant question he asks.
“Don’t tell Breck Girl! He’ll be poisoning RuPaul’s apples and stuff so that the mirror, mirror on the wall will give the proper response to that incessant question he asks.”
Or, he could hire the guy to do his makeup for him. If he can spring for a $400 haircut, he could probably afford whatever RuPaul might charge.