[Wonder Warthog]

"Jean Reno and Chertoff? No.Sorry. Not even close."

I don't know about that, they're both tall, skinny, ugly, and dishonest. Seems like a pretty close resemblance to me.

[Gideon Reader]

Jean Reno. Not Janet Reno.
A terific French actor. Not an ex-AG.
See the film Ronin.
See the film Flyboys
See, well a whole bunch of films.
Tall with a robust build and a rather DeGaul like nose.
Sleepy manner. Action roles.