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To: CAWats
“Two peanuts were walking in the park and one was assaulted.”

I have to tell you...

Right now, I'm watching Monty Python's Personal Best: Terry Jones' Favorite Sketches on KQED, and they just told that joke.

It was part of the Funniest Joke Ever Told sketch, where a man writes a joke, dies laughing from it, his wife finds him, sees the paper with the joke, reads it and dies laughing too. The British military find the joke, have a team assigned to translate it into German where each member is given one word only, then they read it on the battlefield killing Germans left and right. The Germans start a joke mission of their own, and when they finally broadcast their joke to the English, the joke is “Two peanuts were walking in the park and one was assaulted.”

-PJ

40 posted on 05/27/2007 11:19:43 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Thanks!! it’s interesting how these things evolve.


41 posted on 05/28/2007 8:54:25 AM PDT by CAWats
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To: Political Junkie Too

The Germans start a joke mission of their own, and when they finally broadcast their joke to the English, the joke is “Two peanuts were walking in the park and one was assaulted.”


“My dog has no nose!”

“How does it smell?”

“Terrible!”


43 posted on 05/28/2007 9:20:58 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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